Guns don't kill people; people do
I'm not a big 2nd amendment guy. I don't own a guy, and I don't think I've ever pulled the trigger on anything but a pellet gun at scout camp. But I do think this is hilarious.
UPDATE: Although it is true that I do not own a GUY, my original intention in the post was to declare that I do not own a GUN. Since I am too stupid to spell a three letter word correctly, it is probably for the best that I do not own either.