Tuesday, May 25, 2010

Missed headline opportunities

I know that most newspaper editors try to sound like they're, like, professional and serious and all that crap. But please, imaginary readers, peruse this story and see if you're not just a little disappointed by the headline.

So give it a think and then put your best effort in the comments. Winner gets a lifetime supply of vegemite.


1 comment:

the House of Payne said...

Imaginary readers! What happened? Couldn't you think of any? What about the obvious "That's not a knife, this is a knife!" Or: "Ninjas: Australian for Beer." And I know there's a Croc Hunter joke in there somewhere.

Seriously, I'm disappointed.