Look, Ma! No hands!
I don't know what that title means, but I have been asked to speak for ten minutes in church this Sunday. So, what would you, my imaginary readers, want to hear someone say on Mother's Day? (And what would you not want to hear?)
Let the comments flow like hot, hot tears.
--SAN GIOVANNI UMILIATO
(UPDATE: My congregation is composed of single people age 25-40. So there won't be many actual mothers in the audience.)