Sunday, March 21, 2010

You go to blog with the links you have

...not the links you might want or wish to have, as The Donald once said. So here are some links I have.

* The magic age for women to start settling is 30, in case you were wondering. White women, in particular, should start having babies immediately.

* Global warming-- the movement, not the phenomenon-- has been reported dead. Like Mark Twain, I suspect that these reports are greatly exaggerated.

* Americans are exceptional in some ways, but not in our ever-feebler grasp of English. Canadian students are apparently just as stupid as we are, and for the same reason-- TEXTING! (Also: TWITTER!)

* Even though terrorists probably won't attack us through the internet, the internet is turning people into terrorists. (Are you people getting the message? Technology is BAD!)

* Also, hand sanitizer does not actually sanitize your hands. Although it apparently tastes great.

* A retired American general says that the presence of gay soldiers in the Dutch armed forces caused the failure of peacekeepers to prevent a massacre 15 years ago. The Dutch, of course, completely deny these allegations and promise to scratch his eyes out if he keeps it up.

* China's economy is in big trouble, but Lyndell's is doing super awesome.

* Lastly: for my homeboy Rambo, who is just now discovering the joys of BSG, a video...




Kam said...

who knew, about Lyndell's?! I never would have thought. but Brian's still always bragging on their cannoli. (sp?)

the House of Payne said...

I do like their cannoli, but even better are their macaroons, which I think are the best I have ever had anywhere.