Very well
In the gracious spirit of collegial accommodation for which I am well known, I would like to acknowledge the victory of our dear leader and his allies in Congress. Although I fear that the bill will not have the salubrious effects its proponents claim, I hope for the sake of this great country that they are right. Let us go forward into this bright new dawn, together.
Okay, comrades?
--VANYA DAVIDOVICH
Monday, March 22, 2010
Sunday, March 21, 2010
You go to blog with the links you have
...not the links you might want or wish to have, as The Donald once said. So here are some links I have.
* The magic age for women to start settling is 30, in case you were wondering. White women, in particular, should start having babies immediately.
* Global warming-- the movement, not the phenomenon-- has been reported dead. Like Mark Twain, I suspect that these reports are greatly exaggerated.
* Americans are exceptional in some ways, but not in our ever-feebler grasp of English. Canadian students are apparently just as stupid as we are, and for the same reason-- TEXTING! (Also: TWITTER!)
* Even though terrorists probably won't attack us through the internet, the internet is turning people into terrorists. (Are you people getting the message? Technology is BAD!)
* Also, hand sanitizer does not actually sanitize your hands. Although it apparently tastes great.
* A retired American general says that the presence of gay soldiers in the Dutch armed forces caused the failure of peacekeepers to prevent a massacre 15 years ago. The Dutch, of course, completely deny these allegations and promise to scratch his eyes out if he keeps it up.
* China's economy is in big trouble, but Lyndell's is doing super awesome.
* Lastly: for my homeboy Rambo, who is just now discovering the joys of BSG, a video...
Awesome!
--JOHANN "FNORD" WEISSHAUPT
...not the links you might want or wish to have, as The Donald once said. So here are some links I have.
* The magic age for women to start settling is 30, in case you were wondering. White women, in particular, should start having babies immediately.
* Global warming-- the movement, not the phenomenon-- has been reported dead. Like Mark Twain, I suspect that these reports are greatly exaggerated.
* Americans are exceptional in some ways, but not in our ever-feebler grasp of English. Canadian students are apparently just as stupid as we are, and for the same reason-- TEXTING! (Also: TWITTER!)
* Even though terrorists probably won't attack us through the internet, the internet is turning people into terrorists. (Are you people getting the message? Technology is BAD!)
* Also, hand sanitizer does not actually sanitize your hands. Although it apparently tastes great.
* A retired American general says that the presence of gay soldiers in the Dutch armed forces caused the failure of peacekeepers to prevent a massacre 15 years ago. The Dutch, of course, completely deny these allegations and promise to scratch his eyes out if he keeps it up.
* China's economy is in big trouble, but Lyndell's is doing super awesome.
* Lastly: for my homeboy Rambo, who is just now discovering the joys of BSG, a video...
Awesome!
--JOHANN "FNORD" WEISSHAUPT
Friday, March 12, 2010
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