Everything's coming up Milhouse!
So. The facts.
1) Earth needs babies.
2) Guys who are good dates are bad husbands.
3) Single women with high standards who refuse to settle end up sad and alone. (Hey, don't shoot the messenger. These are facts. It's science.)
The inevitable conclusion: Time for somebody to become Mrs. House of Payne. Aw, yeah.
So why is this not happening? Oh, wait, I almost forgot the last piece of the puzzle. Now, more than ever, American men are lying scumbags. Or immature jerks who flee responsibility.
(Also, we love Battlestar Galactica. So awesome!)
But don't cry, ladies. It could always be worse. A lot worse.
(UPDATE : You think it can't be worse? Because it could be worse. SO MUCH WORSE. [Warning: last link not for the easily embarrassed.])