The New York Times crushes my dreams again
Seriously, when I read things like this, I remember a tale of my late-marrying uncle. Upon being told that marital bliss was, in fact, not 100% bliss 100% of the time, he allegedly shouted something like, "Don't spoil the illusion! It's the only thing keeping me going!"
I feel you, dog. I feel you.
--SUNSHINE DAVE RAHIMI