Great Crossover Potential

According to Michael Moore, less than thirty percent of Americans are Republicans in name and most of them are Republicans in name only. (Thanks, Allah, for pointing to the article.) If Moore is right (and he usually isn't), then only ten or twelve percent of Americans have beliefs that match with the Real Scary Conservative Republicans,

On a somewhat related note, the Kerry campaign is apparently in full panic mode, with Senator Kerry clearly behind in the nationwide polls after enduring a steady decline for much of August. This despite the fact that ninety percent of Americans agree with Kerry on the issues, according to Moore.

Gee, that's some great candidate you got there, Mike.

--JOHANN F. WEISHAUPT