Look out, Eternia

Okay, I've been meaning to write this post for the last three weeks. But time flies when you are having fun. And I am having a lot of fun.

On June 17, the Princess and I got engaged. We are getting married August 19. Hooray!

And if all goes well, I will defend my dissertation soon after and graduate in September. Additional hooray!

Sorry for the lack of details, imaginary readers. But there's metric boatloads of work to do before then, so that's all for now.

Hope everyone else has a summer as awesome as mine!

--"SUNSHINE" DAVE RAHIMI